Mister Fluffy

svveden:

svveden:

what do you call a sphere full of idiots

earth

ianthe:

I can’t believe I haven’t posted these yet #magnets #magneticpoetry #turndownforwhat

ianthe:

I can’t believe I haven’t posted these yet #magnets #magneticpoetry #turndownforwhat

“We are the granddaughters of the witches you weren’t able to burn.”


- Unknown  (via littledovess)
maloriekalens:

vanillabeanmini:

I can’t explain to you how bad I want this.

Can we just lay here and watch movies all day and drink coffee🙏

maloriekalens:

vanillabeanmini:

I can’t explain to you how bad I want this.

Can we just lay here and watch movies all day and drink coffee🙏

jtotheizzoe:

collectivehistory:

Apollo 1 crew practicing a water landing in 1966.

It doesn’t look like a “water landing” so much as “best pool party ever”

jtotheizzoe:

collectivehistory:

Apollo 1 crew practicing a water landing in 1966.

It doesn’t look like a “water landing” so much as “best pool party ever”

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

snazzapplesweet:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

my french teacher kept looking at me like this so I took this without warning him and told him he’d be famous

he demanded a retake bc he wanted u guys to think hes cool


I can’t believe I forgot to mention the fact that when I took this he told me to photoshop some hair on so “my internet friends” would like him
someone make this mans dreams come true


okay

helP

WHEN I SHOWED HIM THIS HE SAID “THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED”

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

snazzapplesweet:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

my french teacher kept looking at me like this so I took this without warning him and told him he’d be famous

he demanded a retake bc he wanted u guys to think hes cool

image

I can’t believe I forgot to mention the fact that when I took this he told me to photoshop some hair on so “my internet friends” would like him

someone make this mans dreams come true

okay

helP

WHEN I SHOWED HIM THIS HE SAID “THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED”

moistchunkyslurp:

Tyler Oakly confirmed for smash

moistchunkyslurp:

Tyler Oakly confirmed for smash

mammaslittlefaggot:

Gay pride

Bisexual lust

Transgender jelousy

Asexual sloth

Pansexual gluttony

Heterosexual greed

LESBIAN WRATH

zachthemermaid:

chickenjaegers:

chickenjaegers:

finding lube in ur moms room

image

WAIT SHIT WRONG IMAGE WRONG IMAGE ABOU=RT ABORT

image

a-better-m-e:

a-better-m-e:

My therapist told me instead of hurting myself I should draw something pretty were I want to cut. This is the result. And it works, honestly. If you’re struggling with self harm I really recommend this. (Make sure you use a marker and not a pen cause pens can hurt you! )

I’m reblogging this again because this technique really did help me stop self harming. Sure, I had some slip ups at the beginning but I’m 92 days clean now. All of the love I got from y’all certainly helped too! I hope this helped at least one other person recover or at least helped someone along the road to recovery. I would love to hear other techniques you guys have or your recovery stories! I love you all so much. Stay strong!

gay kid: hey i like your shoes
straight boy: haha thanks but im straight
letao:

I’ll never get over how great this joke is.

letao:

I’ll never get over how great this joke is.

brookeeverdeen:

*slides $10 to the government* please cancel school