Mister Fluffy

rneerkat:

musicalgravy19:

rneerkat:

i thought i saw a fruit flavored breath freshener but it must have been a fig mint of my imagination

I see what you did there! XD

have u considered work as a detective because i really believe u would do well with that career ur observational skills are amazing

iwishihadafather:

reblog if u want a thigh gap like this

iwishihadafather:

reblog if u want a thigh gap like this

amount of plotlines/plot devices i have: 9898678
amount of stories i've completed: 0

belle-morningstar:

Remember that time when the t mobile girl was really sweet

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 but then virgin mobile made fun of her

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so t mobile stepped its shit up 

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it’s like high school drama except with phone company’s 

falltesticlee:

neatpotatoes:

teachers who complain about grading work

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its like dont assign so much of it then you turd

multipack:

sorry but i think we should break up, it’s not you it’s-a-me mario

endcas:

endcas:


I live with my grandma in a 2 bdrm apartment and she told me today that we’re already in the process of being evicted. Two more weeks, if we don’t have the money, and we’re out. We have no car of our own, no place to stay in this town, and nowhere we can stay where we can get to our jobs. THIS IS REALLY URGENT AND I’LL BE TRYING TO SELL THINGS OF MY OWN TO GET MONEY, BUT IF I CAN’T SELL ANYTHING, THIS IS A NECESSITY!!! Please help out.. 

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Okay guys. I have 9 days left. I’ve gotten $35 in donations, and sold a few things to come up with $75 total. I have 9 days to get $825. EVERYTHING HELPS. Thank you.

endcas:

endcas:

I live with my grandma in a 2 bdrm apartment and she told me today that we’re already in the process of being evicted. Two more weeks, if we don’t have the money, and we’re out. We have no car of our own, no place to stay in this town, and nowhere we can stay where we can get to our jobs. THIS IS REALLY URGENT AND I’LL BE TRYING TO SELL THINGS OF MY OWN TO GET MONEY, BUT IF I CAN’T SELL ANYTHING, THIS IS A NECESSITY!!! Please help out.. 

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Okay guys. I have 9 days left. I’ve gotten $35 in donations, and sold a few things to come up with $75 total. I have 9 days to get $825. EVERYTHING HELPS. Thank you.

decoytardis:

fuckyoutomhiddleston:

If yahoo does end up buying tumblr and shuts it down

I just wanted everyone to know that

you’ve all been truly wonderful people

and

it was an honor blogging with you all

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imagine-dragonlords:

thewayweride:

If you’re lesbian and you fall for a guy
FINE
If you’re gay and you fall for a woman
FINE
If you’re bisexual and you have a preference for girls
FINE
If you’re bisexual and you have a preference for guys
FINE
If you’re pansexual and have a preference
FINE
What’s not fine is telling someone they can’t love another person because it doesn’t fit into the confinements of a label. 

T H I S

If you’re asexual and get attracted to someone somehow. 

FINE. 

bad-wolf-of-baskerville:

authocracy:

kingcheddarxvii:

do you think God ever gets sad like “what do you mean you don’t love yourself i worked so hard on you….”

…why is this so uplifting

I’m not even religious and this makes me smile.

lnternetporn:


what ur average tragedy looks like after 100 years

lnternetporn:

what ur average tragedy looks like after 100 years

inbox:

Like a good neighbor, I do not care

lulz-time:

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lulz-time:

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